jakemalik:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

momcrotch:

Someone could tell me I’m the most important person to them a thousand times and I’d still be terrified of annoying them.

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”